Noah told me to tell the internet.

Today I had the most satisfying bowel movement of my life. It was as big around and as long as Eldest Child’s forearm.

I was literally shocked that such a thing came out of me.

Thank you, body. That was awesome.

3 thoughts on “Noah told me to tell the internet.

  1. Pam

    Congratulations!

    When you come to Asia I will get you Cute Poop as a prize.

    https://ohmyomo.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/korean-kids-like-poop/

    (putting Cute Poop into google images is surprisingly fun.)

    https://www.google.com/search?q=cute+poop&hl=en&biw=1517&bih=667&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI0sLNy5S3yAIVQ_1jCh2J8gyN&dpr=0.9

    “Good friends talk about boys…..”
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d7/4f/e4/d74fe412fbca3ce529ff34cf0a1753b7.jpg

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