I am almost done with Christmas shopping and I seriously don’t want to still be doing this shit come November. Not this fucking year. I just… don’t fucking want to. So I’m doing the annual “What the fuck do I put in Noah’s stocking” hunt. When I go through lists of “recommended for men” stuff for stockings I’m all “Wait… did I marry a man?!?!?!” He isn’t interested in any of the shit they recommend.

I feel like this is awesome. That’s the kinda man I want. The kind who… only fills some boxes off the man checklist. Perfect.

This is like when people used to tell me I wasn’t a woman because I didn’t like chocolate.


4 thoughts on “silly…

  1. Valia

    When I was last looking for work, the company below had an HR position open. TO say I was highly amused by their products/marketing would be an understatement. There was more than a few that *I* would actually want, so I guess I’m not much of a woman either. 😉

    1. Krissy Gibbs Post author

      I am much more interested in power tools than Noah is. I do a lot more heavy manual labor. And why in the fuck shouldn’t women be encouraged to have as strong of an opinion on whiskey? Psh.

      No one in my house would want the sports stuff. For this let the crowd say Huzzah.

      The bacon crate would be perfect for my kid.

      That’s a cool product site! Thanks for sharing. 😀

  2. Sarah

    I’m pretty sure I put nail polish and similar things in M’s stocking last year. Exactly right, really. 🙂

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