Pennies are so useless

Unless you use them to keep track of how many times you have sex in the first year of your marriage. 😀

This way we will insure that the adage of “If you put a penny in a jar for every time you have sex in the first year of your marriage and then take a penny out each time you have sex in the years after that the jar will never be empty” will not come true. Cause we are competitive. 🙂

10 thoughts on “Pennies are so useless”

      1. ditenebre

        Well, there doesn’t *have* to be a serious dip during the pregnancy, itself. Next time we’re together, remind me to tell you about some recommended positions. 😉

        The dip is more likely to be post-pregnancy, when there’s a six-week hiatus recommended by ob-gyns, and/or while you’re in low-energy mode with a newborn. But then, once you get past that, you can always make up for lost time. (Actually, that’s why my kids were born so close together.)

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        1. Krissy Gibbs Post author

          Given how much we have sex (we are *almost* as frequent as you) I doubt we will be able to keep up the pace just because of energy and time.

          *grin* Yay for making up lost time.

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  1. i_am_dsh

    I’m late to the party again!
    I don’t know how many pennies to put in.
    Terpsichoros is a Virgo – maybe he can help me estimate the right number.

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    1. Krissy Gibbs Post author

      Technically we haven’t been keeping perfect track. We decided to do it about 3 1/2 weeks in. We guestimated given that we know how many times each weekend and approximately for the weeks. (So technically we are +/- 4 at this point. I’m ok with that many.)

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  2. tsgeisel

    A man is going through his wife’s nightstand one time and comes across 2 $20 bills and 3 soybeans. This, not being what he would expect in there, asks her about it.

    “Oh honey, I’m sorry. I’ve been unfaithful. And to remind me of it, every time I was, I put a bean in the nightstand to remind me.”

    The husband thinks for a while and decides that 3 moments of unfaithfulness is not a really big deal, and says “That’s all right dear. But what about the $40?”

    “Well, when soybeans hit $20/bushel, I sold.”

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