What I’m looking for.
A person who:
Dances or wants to learn how (couple dancing as well as club dancing), likes dressing up, eats omnivorously, hates onions, reads for pleasure, watches little tv, like movies, likes kids and wants to have them, is Dominant, has a sadistic streak, tells silly jokes, rides a motorcycle, is patient, likes bondage, thinks sex is wonderful and should be shared fairly freely, prefers cats to dogs, likes to travel, has a reasonable attitude towards country music, encourages me to cook, has a sweet smile, wants to be my Daddy, can teach me about many new things, thinks 65 is a recommendation not a limit, will sing along with me in the car, likes Disney and Pixar movies, cries during war movies, works hard but knows that a job is not their whole life, wants to talk to me on the phone, understands that I am a Princess, looks good in a kilt, likes being active, likes spending a lazy Sunday in bed, is bloody brilliant, has many practical skills, is generally a happy person, is at least supportive of me believing in God, likes giving massages, is punctual, has high expectations of me, likes sleeping with Ted and Edmund and Nighty-Night, wants to stroke my hair when I’m sick, but mostly… I’m looking for someone to love me.
Side note-
I really like that icon.
Re: Side note-
It makes BlackSheeps brain hurt. heh.
I know Ted and Edmund.
Nighty-Night?
He is my childhood teddy bear. He has been promoted back to the bed.
Hmm. So, I only answer “no” or not likely to four of those… Of course, a couple of those are really important ones. There’s one maybe. (Never tried on a kilt, been too busy lifting them, but I bet I’d look smashing.) Other than that, I’m game. 🙂
I’m guessing that you don’t mind if I love you regardless?
I bloody hope you love me!
About a quarter of the way through the list, I wanted you to make an LJ poll with check boxes. Have everybody check which ones they are. Or atleast how many they are. I’m not sure if I counted right but I think I fit 30 out of 41 things listed.
I’ll take that poll…
So go take it. 🙂
Done.
I hit many of those, but obviously some are more important than others to you.
You could weight their importance 😉
I add my vote for the Icon – that’s my second-favorite scene from Secretary.
I wasn’t sure how to respond on the motorcycle question. I ride but I don’t currently own a bike. And I have no idea whether I have a sweet smile or not – I don’t often see it myself.
A fun quiz though overall.
here we go…
Dances or wants to learn how – yes
likes dressing up – yes
eats omnivorously – yes
hates onions – no, but not a huge fan
reads for pleasure – yes
watches little tv – yes. simpsons, south park and Daily Show
like movies – yes
likes kids and wants to have them – sometimes
is Dominant – I’m a switch
has a sadistic streak – yes
tells silly jokes – the silliest!
rides a motorcycle – did, but crashed it
is patient – yes
likes bondage – sometimes
thinks sex is wonderful and should be shared fairly freely – yes
prefers cats to dogs – I prefer rodents, really
likes to travel – yes, the more the better
has a reasonable attitude towards country music – only the good stuff.
encourages me to cook – yes! I’m starving!
has a sweet smile – with pointy teeth
wants to be my Daddy – and more
can teach me about many new things – most likely
thinks 65 is a recommendation not a limit – are we talking about driving or age of the person to fuck?
will sing along with me in the car – even if I don’t know the words
likes Disney and Pixar movies – yes!
cries during war movies – yes
works hard but knows that a job is not their whole life – job? I’m a student
wants to talk to me on the phone – yes
understands that I am a Princess – of course, m’lady
looks good in a kilt – never tried it
likes being active – yes!
likes spending a lazy Sunday in bed – especially after a hot Saturday night
is bloody brilliant – how about bloody crazy?
has many practical skills – I can even bathe myself. What else would you like?
is generally a happy person – I’m 50/50 depending on when I’ve eaten
is at least supportive of me believing in God – I believe in several
likes giving massages – yes
is punctual – yes, except for sending birthday cards
has high expectations of me – yes
likes sleeping with Ted and Edmund and Nighty-Night – yes
wants to stroke my hair when I’m sick – and when you’re well
I’m looking for someone to love me – aren’t we all
So that puts me at (…calculating….) 35.5 out of 41, that’s an 86.5% match.