That is what the crowd was screaming last night as I stood on stage and audaciously held up my fist full of resolution cards. I had 14 in my hand. That means I helped 14 people break their resolutions. (Not really.) The next runner up had three. No wonder by the end of the night people were grabbing my hand and just running off with me to do dirty things! They thought I was the party slut!!!!
(Ok, so in truth I didn’t actually earn all of them. A friend gave me one for playing with his camera {he wanted to help me make sure I won} and someone gave me a card for seducing him, but I only chastely kissed him on the cheek {he has promised me a game of wink in the future}, and the girl I was supposed to have sex with I really only kissed and played with her breasts {her boyfriend was going down on her so I think she figured that it was me being involved in them having sex}, and someone else decided to just hand me the card she had earned {for giving someone a blow job}. So yeah. I really only earned 10. It was hella fun though. And I didn’t take my clothes off to win a single card. Mostly I just kissed people and rubbed them suggestively.
It was totally a blast!!! *giggle* I’ve never done anything like that before… Heh. hmmmm yay.
Yeah. A really tame and boring party. I got no attention at all. *yawn*
swinger party? 😉 funny cuz i know a couple that threw one last night.
It wasn’t a swinger party. It was a more generic fetish type party with space for people to have sex if they wanted to. Very few people did.
I didn’t help any guys lose a resolution who wanted to have sex.
So did you break your New Year’s resolution?
uhm…. yes… but it took two guys to make me do it!!!
(Ok, they are both friends. One of whom I’ve played with in the past and the other…. I think I see a playdate with some canes in my future!!! *swoon* (*psssst* MisterAJC- it’s my other favorite Brit!!!!)
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Yeah. Going to the Liquid Munch tomorrow. Yayyyyyyy flirting!!!