I got into it just a little with a guy at work. I was talking in the lounge and I said “Oh my god!….” then continued on and someone who wasn’t even in the conversation interrupted. He said, “Your God? Don’t you mean OUR God?” My response? “No. He’s mine. I don’t share.” Then I turned around and continued my conversation. Did I mention that he runs the Christian club and has a stick the size of a redwood up his ass?
HA!
Sweet!
(will you share with me though? I’ll bring the goddesses and it’ll be one big orgey!)
Mmmrmm orgy with gods and goddesses mmmmm. Num. And good food too.
And wine. Mmmm.
Nice!
One of the best lines from any movie: “May I take your hat?” “No, get your own!” -Inside Man
Another similiar one:
Mind if I smoke?
I don’t care if you burst into flames!
HAHAHA! I may steal that one on occasion. That’s priceless!
I love it! Makes me wish someone would say that to me just so I can use your line.
hee hee hee!!!
Niiiice.
PICTURES OF THE LOOK ON HIS FACE, PLZ!!!11!!
kthxbye
(I’d have paid money to have seen his expression… 🙂
One word for it: horrified. I was secretly overjoyed.
You are awesome. Truly.
—Peter
Go you! He doesn’t deserve a redwood in his ass.
🙂
You know when you tell a joke and you laugh at it? I just did that. 😉 I’ve no idea why that tickles me so much. He he.
Oh. My. God.
Does that idiot understand about figures of speech? What an idiotic thing to task anyone with, really.
Welcome to the “I am Christian so you have to be too!” people.